Tah-DAH!

Mark your calenders everyone, because this is a historic day. This Is the day that I, Laura, got a blog. Years from now you will be able to tell your children that you read this blog before it became famous, before it was a bestseller, before it won the Nobel Peace Prize, Before it Cured cancer (and also The Beegee's), and more importantly, before anyone else. oddly enough though, my sources inform me that at least 55% of you will not be surprised by the amazing-ness of this blog, because a whoping 50% of you are either A.)not reading this, or B.) My Mother...and even possibly C.) all of the above.

Right now you may be asking yourself, "Who are your sources, and why they are they so bad at math?" and that my friend, (and also mother) is a very good question, which I will try to answer as comprehensively as possible. When I am stuck in a delicate situation wherein I need to know certain things that I do not actually know, I try, wherever possible, to think of something that sounds likely and say that thing. As foolproof as this seems, it turns out that I am really bad at math. Evidence of this can be found on any report card from my k-12 'experience'. on Nearly every one, next to my feeble Math score there will be a note, " I only passed her because she figured out how to spell "hOSE" with a calculator."

that's it.

My very first blog entry.